1 syawal yg cukup memedihkan...

bgn lewat sambil2 kene perambat ngan orng tua..
mane xnye org sibok2 nk g smyng aku sibuk tarik2
selimut..

'ape nak jadi la ngan ko nie mal'..
sayu gle ayat tuh..

heheehehe ok la aku nk gerak dah neh kwn2 ajak g
main bowling lak hari2 raye neh..

bebel...bebel...bebel...

pagi2 aku dah sarapan bebel naseb baek xbatal pose mkn bebel...
haaaiiiisssss...naek cair da taik telinge...macam bunyi
mechine gun tututututututututututututu kt tepi telinge neh...

cube la korng bygkan mcm mane reaksi korng bile sesorng toh
ade lesen tp xleh bwk kete...alasan dia byk kete la kete ade gear
xleh bwk la kete pnjng la mcm2 laaa...pastu bile aku soh dia
bwk kete korng taw x ape dia ckp??

"ok..meh sy bwk kete awk tp kt tempat xde kete"

pastu aku gelak la..lepas itu mula la dia pasang bullet kt mulut dia
terus tembak kt tepi telinge aku...rase cm ade lalat kt telinge...
hahahahaha...

klakar la awk neh..alolololo xde la sy gurau je yg...sy bkn ckp sal awk..
nie sy cite neh sal membe sekolah sy dia dah pindah johor...sy taw awk
ade lesen awk leh bwk kete an an an..haaaa...sy pcye awk bwk kete k.ila...

xyah la bebel lg k t awk bwk kete k kite g kemensah city campus haa...
mandi pool nak...nak..nak..nak...nak..

heheeheh xyah bebel lg k...

membalas dendam...

"sy letih neh"

perhh kene blk aku ngan dia...
nk wt cm ne silap aku gak ckp cmtu dulu kt dia..
sory la syg yea...xde niat nk ckp cmtuh..
serius mmg letih gle smlm...xtau la nape??

mgkn sebab cincin 2x kot hahahahahaha...

combi kuh...

kesayng ku no3...

weyhh syg doh aku kt combi nehh...
sanggup berlapa,sanggup xisap rokok kerana nk bg combi mkn...
sara cukup xsuke ikan neh doh dia slalu ckp nk bunuh ikan neh...
ape tah yg dia xpuas hati aku pon xtahu...

"syg lau bunuh combi neh sy xmarah tp sy akan demam panas,murung,
resah,gelisah,sedih,sakit perot bdn cm udang,pening pale,
sakit jantung,sakit kelamin n semua2 r.."

nak xnak awk tetap kene syg combi neh xkire la secare pakse
ke atau secare suke rela..

k la tah ape aku menkecepap neh aku pon xtahu la..

mengapa???

aku pown xtahu la pekene ngan aku neh skunk...
hari2 dtg lmbat ke kelas...
dulu aku jarang dtg lmbt n ponteng kelas...
agrrrhhh mgkn sebab aku xde semangat skunk...
dulu kwn2 ramai berebut nk bgn awal sampai ade yg bgn2 je terus g kelas..
hahahaha nk smpi awal nye pasal...
perhhh lau di ingat kan blk masing2 mempunyai ragam tersendiri.

skunk bile aku masok kelas je mesti akan ade perasaan yg membingung kan...
terase cm 'terberak dlm suar pown ade'
knape???
sebab aku xkenal org...
perhhh sumpah bosan gle doh...
smua wt serba xkene..

dulu pas abis kelas je blk bilik mesti ade kwn2 myambut ketibaan...
skunk blk umah yg ade combi je tu pon skunk pandai nk mgamuk2..
dulu nk tido je mesti ade kwn2 kaco...
skunk lantak la ko nk tido ke xnak tido..
dulu stiap mlm mesti ade 'function' adeq mok shufle2 la,
rembat makanan kt kiosk lah siap bwk beg,bpk gelak sampai kencing dlm suar la
skunk mlm sunyi sepi...

tp ape yg membuatkan aku ade sdikit semangat ialah...
DULU aku xde awek...
SKUNK sy ade SARAKARIM haaa...
weeewiittt...
aku syg gle doh kt dia...
belum penah lg aku jumpe gurl cm dia...
hehehehe
korang mesti ingat aku skadar manis di mulot...
tp sumpah dia baek gle...
caring,xsuke mrajuk,manje,baik hati..
byk lagi la...

ok la aku akhiri nukilan(wuuuuu 'nukilan' mesti kene gelak ngan sara)
dengan sedikit pesanan ringkas..

HARGAI LA KWN YG ADE DI SKELILING KITE SBELUM ANDA TERASA
SEPERTI BUDAK YG 'TERBERAK DLM SUA'...

xsabar nk tgu esok...

hehehehe besok nak kua ngan si 'kaler2'...
weewittt...lame dah xkua ngan dia...
mesti rambot dia dah pnjng an an an..
mesti dia dah tinggi skit an..
and yg paling penting skali
'abis la aku kene marah lg la nehh'
sakit sakit..

sakit sakit..

rini dah masok 8aribln tp aku nye elaun sare diri xclear lg..
bodoh la bmi neh lembab nk mampos..
bg sesetngh org mgkn duet tuh dah abis..
tp aku asyik "ko pki duet ko dulu t duet aku masok aku byr"..
weyh byk gle nk byr neh..sewa umah,bill hp,hutang lg,tu la ini la..
xkan nk soh aku pinjam ceti kot..
setiap hari rutin harian aku bgn pgi duk dpn laptop bukak cimb click skit tgk duet dah masok ke belum..aduh mcm mane nk menghadapi hari2 yg mendatng..
bile tanye kt Pn jamaliah knape duet lambat masok dia jwb..
"Eh awk neh..tu la sape soh lambat submit mara loan..pastu bile duet masok lmbt nk mgamuk"
kpale JINBIT dia dah nk lambat nk wt cm ne..
sakit sakit idup cm neh..lau leh maki aku dah maki hamun dah tp tu la nanti SI DIA membebel..
hahahaahaha(c rambot perang yg kuat membebel)..

di harap pihak bmi cepat2 la skit masuk duet toh xkan nk pgl taik baru nk wt keje..
kaniniaboo...

true and dare...

td men true ngan awk..
hahahahaah klakar gle la awk neh...
tp kan yg ape yg sy bgth tuh zaman2 trencat akal sy so awk xyah la amik serius sgt k...
kite bukak buku baru k...
BEST la awk neh..hahahahahaa
tergelak sorng2 sy taw x..
ni yg xsabar nk jumpe awk neh tp lepas 7hari la k..
t lau jumpe esok ke luse ke aysik kene marah je cm ne??
SYG sy janji xkan noty2 blkng awk k..
ala kan membe awk ckp muke sy muke xsuke pompuan..
hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
(kwn awk tuh klkakr la ckp muke sy xsuke pompuan haissshh)
awk xperlu risau k syg..

PuTeRi2 kEsYnGaN uncle..

putri afrina batrisya

nik alya safiya

putri elisya zahra

nur huny allana

SOAlan cepUMAS...

1) Beside ur lips, where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
;telinge la..hahahaha

2)How did u feel when u woke up this morning?
;kelam kabot cm anak cik babot.

3) Who was the last person/people you took photo with?
; xpenah ngan org laen selaen sara..

4) Would you consider urself spoiled?
; erm tah la..

5) Have u ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
; hahahaha standard boy la..

6) Do you want someone to be dead?
; yes..

7) What does your last text message say?
;kt mane syg?

8) What are you thinking right now?
;mane nk cekau duet isi minyak elaun xmasok lg?

9) Do you want someone to be with you right now?
; yes yes yes...

10) What was the time you went to bed last night?
; 3.45 a.m

11) Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
; xbeli..bju neh syg sy bg laa...

12) Is someone on your mind right now?
; combi(ikan kelisa yg kuat mgamuk xdpt mkn cengkerik)

13) Who was the last person who text you?
; ily dear


14) TEN lucky person
buattt auwh :

siti sara
adik mok
yet
ajid R
combi
atisya
zahra
alya
allana
my bro(hafiz)

1) Who is no. 2 ? Having a relationship with?
; kawan dari kecik..

2) Is no. 3 a male or a female?
;laki la dah name pon yet..

3) If no. 7 and no.1 get together, would it be a good?
;jgn harap la coz zahra anak buah sy la dia suke sy sorg je..

4) What is no.1 studying about?
;kete kebal kete kebal kete kebal..xde bende laen

5) When was the last time you chatted with them
;skunk la sebok gelak sy ngah type bende neyh..

6) Is no. 4 single?
;single lg la dia..

7) Say something about no. 6
; rindu sgt nk ygk dia wt step baru dia..

8) What do you think about no. 3 & no.5 being together?
; ohhh...no no no coz no3 is my lil bro n no5 is my pet hahahahaha..

9) Describe no.9
; anak buah sy yg gemuk gle kuat tido kuat nanges..

10) Do you like no. 8?
; suke la anak buah sy pela tp dia kt klantan..

11) How about no. 10?
; abg sy ade di papua skunk keje..sgt kecewa sbb dia blk raye ke5 xleh nk pow dia duet raye..

suke tgk awk pki tudung..
syg pki tudung tp sua blanje cm ne???

si dia yg kuat membebel..

siti sarah bte abd karim..

1. kuat bebel
2. gile shopping
3. xsuke mandi
4. "bontot" ayat yg sering di gune kan
5. tidak tetap pendirian(niat nk potng rambut sampai salon je treatment lah kaler lah)
6. cepat myesal ngan ape yg dah wt(pas potng rambot myesal niat nk beli sua)
7. sangat garang